January 2012
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Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you, the 2012...
Michelle Bachmann: "Don’t misunderstand. I am not here bashing people who are homosexuals, who are lesbians, who are bisexual, who are transgender. We need to have profound compassion for people who are dealing with the very real issue of sexual dysfunction in their life and sexual identity disorders.” (2004)
Ron Paul: "The rate of AIDS infection is on the increase again. From the gay point of view, the reasons seem quite sensible. First, these men don't really see a reason to live past their fifties. They are not married, they have no children, and their lives are centered on new sexual partners... because sex is the center of their lives, they want it to be as pleasurable as possible, which means unprotected sex. Third, they enjoy the attention & pity that comes with being sick." (1995 in a newsletter)
Rick Perry: "I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian, but you don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school. " (2011 in a campaign ad)
Mitt Romney: "I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed." (2011 while speaking to unemployed people in Florida. Romney's net worth is over $200 million.)
Newt Gingrich: "She's not young enough or pretty enough to be the wife of the President. And besides, she has cancer." (1994, about his first wife)
Rick Santorum: "Is anyone saying same-​sex couples can’t love each other? I love my children. I love my friends, my brother. Heck, I even love my mother-​in-​law. Should we call these relationships marriage, too?" (2008)
Michelle Bachmann: "Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas." (2009 during a debate)
Mitt Romney: "PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air." (2006, when questioned about driving 12 hours with his dog in a cage strapped to the top of his car)
MY MIND IS FULL OF FUCK!
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Obligatory Christmas Eve post
Cheers, everyone! Beer, Gouda, crackers, and tamales for my Christmas Eve snack. Cue acid reflux!
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“When you start to really know someone, all his physical characteristics start to...”
– Lisa Unger (via funeral) *her (via mofobian)
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“I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The...”
– Robin Williams  (via 24ribs) learned this one the hard way, but I’m glad I did (via moosedeevita)
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Getting ready for a deck party to Goldfrapp’s Supernature. Nostalgia ensues.
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“I’m not ashamed to admit that I’m a Christian, but you don’t need to be in the...”
– Rick Perry (via leisures) oh my god (via devalina) I know that someone had to do it, but I really wish it had been me.
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“Our belief is not a belief. Our principles are not a faith. We do not rely soley...”
– Christopher Hitchens (via nedhepburn)
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Listensuchabeautifulmoment: Goldfinger - Superman ...
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“‘You know, you’re a little complicated after all.’ ‘Oh no,’ she assured him...”
– Fitzgerald’s Tender Is the Night
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